The Thoughts Of Banana Man


The Thoughts Of Banana Man
Banana Man is a much valued member of The Old Offenders and, to put it mildly, we wouldn't be the same without him.

After kicking someone in the shin and being reminded walking football is a non-contact sport :

"Well I'm not going to let him score am I?"

After tripping someone up and being reminded walking football is a non-contact sport :

"Well I'm not going to let him score am I?"

Banana Man's criticisms are always constructive

"Fucking useless!"

"Bloody terrible!"

"Idiot!"

"Pathetic!"

"What are you doing you prat??!!"

Never leave Banana Man......it would be boring without you!