Statement From The Club Chairman


Statement From The Club Chairman
Club Chairman Steve 'Sky High' Lawrence shortly after shooting for goal :

"I could have sworn that pigeon said 'Fuck Me!' as the ball hit it.....then it just swooped sorta like this...then it hit the ground and....well....I shouldn't have worn my yellow boots really....then the pigeon would still be alive....I feel really guilty in a way.....if only I'd cleaned them I'd have got a clean shot and the poor bastard wouldn't have got hit.....I'll have to live with this guilt all my life. I'm so very very sorry."