Despite appearances to the contrary - in other words he is old like us - 'Well Handy' clearly has the knees of a 16 year old as he throws himself around in goal like a maniac. Sometimes he even does it when someone is shooting at the goal as well, which is a plus. He makes saves as though his arms and legs are working independently of the rest of him - which, you have to admit, is unusual. He made several saves at the inaugural West Middlesex League Tournament at our home ground at Power League in Feltham. All the saves were impressive but, most impressive was his arms and legs flying about whilst the rest of him seemed to be in a sort of Buddhist Karma. We are, probably, the only football team, walking or otherwise, with a goalkeeper who's head remains in one place, floating serenely in the air, whilst his arms and legs are everywhere at once.