Robert 'Screaming Lord' Sutch *


Robert 'Screaming Lord' Sutch *
player

Rob doesn't actually scream - which is unfortunate given his name. Actually, with such a famous namesake it's frankly outrageous that he doesn't scream. We will have to speak to him about that. Plays in any position he feels the mood to play in and has a nice touch on the ball - albeit a worryingly quiet one. Rob has a classic suedehead haircut but does not wear Doctor Martin's. Well not during a game anyway.