Paul 'Psycho' Standon *


Paul 'Psycho' Standon *
player

Excellent striker who invariably hits the net several times per game. Often crosses accurately but at such speed the ball has whizzed passed any support before they've actually noticed it. His gentle smile as he mows down the defence (and yes I know there's no contact in walking football but it's accidental.....honest guv) has prompted more than one Old Offender to suggest he's like a striker version of Stuart Pearce hence the nickname. Only be afraid if you're behind a shower curtain.