Martyn 'B'Stard' / 'Mr. B' / Jasper Benstead *


Martyn 'B'Stard' / 'Mr. B' / Jasper Benstead *
player

Martyn usually plays in defence. Having advised us he was once known as 'B'Stard' as per the marvellous late Rik Mayall creation we can call him that with impunity. He is the first Old Offender to have three nicknames. Greedy git. Jasper is from his days as a movie extra when he suggested he looked like Mel Gibson. The lady filling in the questionnaire changed it aptly to Jasper Carrot.