Mark 'Pastie' Ralph


Mark 'Pastie' Ralph
player and foreigner

Known as 'Pastie' as he's buggered off to Cornwall' hence he's on the "Where Are They Now?" page albeit we know where he is as he's in Cornwall....and, as he keeps popping back to play, he's entitled to be on both 'Player Profiles' and 'Where Are They Now'. Skillful player who would have been, and still is when he pops back, an excellent addition to our ranks if he hadn't moved to a foreign country somewhere a long way away that contains people who talk funny and sheep. Sounds more like Yorkshire to me. He clearly loves us too much to actually properly leave like most sensible people do ;-)