“I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.” – Mark Viduka
“There is no in between – you’re either good or bad. We were in between” – Gary Lineker
“Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.” – Metro Radio, Football.
“That’s great, tell him he’s Pele
and get him back on.” – John Lambie, Patrick Thistle manager, when told that his striker did not know who he was after suffering a concussion
“The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.” – Phil Woosnam, former Welsh football player and manager
"We lost because we didn't win". ―Ronaldo.
"We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought". ―Sir Bobby Robson.
“The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.” - Terry Pratchett, 'Unseen Academicals'
“Football is the ballet of the masses.” - Dmitri Shostakovitch
"Lets kick some balls!" - Millwall FC Supporters Club
"Walking Football isn't a new sport....Oldham Athletic have been doing it for years!" - Bammy